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> >> How To Impress A Woman
> >>
> >> * Wine her,
> >> * Dine her,
> >> * Call her,
> >> * Hug her,
> >> * Support her,
> >> * Hold her,
> >> * Surprise her,
> >> * Compliment her,
> >> * Smile at her,
> >> * Listen to her,
> >> * Laugh with her,
> >> * Cry with her,
> >> * Romance her,
> >> * Encourage her,
> >> * Believe in her,
> >> * Pray with her,
> >> * Pray for her,
> >> * Cuddle with her,
> >> * Shop with her,
> >> * Give her jewelry,
> >> * Buy her flowers,
> >> * Hold her hand,
> >> * Write love letters to her,
> >> * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
> >>
> >> How to impress a man
> >>
> >> * Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV